Re: Virus

["Jaime Wilson" <jwilson@...>]

!!!Alarma!!! ;-)

Yo recibi el siguiente:  (Considerese esta mi venganza por el 
de las cabras ;-) )

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READ THIS:

PENPAL GREETINGS! will re-write your hard drive. Not only   
that, but     it will scramble any disks that are
even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream
goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your
credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television
and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
try to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It    
will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all    
your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table    
when there's company coming over. It will put a dead    
kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and    
hide your car keys when you are late for work.

PENPAL GREETINGS! will make you fall in love with a         
penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and
billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she
is dead, such is the power of PENPAL GREETINGS, it reaches
out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't
find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous
messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is
insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to
behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

PENPAL GREETINGS will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with
your new snowblower.

             Listen to me. PENPAL GREETINGS does not exist.

             It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am
             sending this
     message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell
     your family. If anyone else sends me another E-mail about
     this fake PENPAL GREETINGS Virus, I will turn hating them into a
     religion. I will do things to them that would make a
     horsehead in your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch.

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