[escepticos] ** sobre el uso de ciertas expresiones

[MARCH@...>]

Visto que la ultima invasion del maguferio pudiera llegar a crispar el animo
sereno de algun colistero, os envio este emilio que a mi me ha resultado muy
provechoso. Os puedo decir que constantemente saco ensenyanzas de su lectura.  

Eugenio, he leido algun mensaje tuyo: puede decirse que te conozco . Asi
que, ?en que puedo ayudarte?

Saludos

Jose March 
 
>Aprended a comportaros!!!!
>To: All Spanish Staff
>>Subject: Improper Language Usage
>>
>>
>>It's been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
>>establishment that offensive language is commonly used by our Spanish
>>staff.  Such behaviour, in addition to violating ESA's policy, is highly
>>unprofessional and ofensive to both visitors and colleagues.  Staff will
>>inmediately adhere to the following rules:
>>
>>1. Words like "coño", "carajo" and other such expressions will not
>>be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion.
>>
>
>
>>2. You will not say "la cagó" when someone makes a mistake, or "la
>>está cagando", if you see somebody  being reprimanded, or "que cagada",
>>when a major mistake has been made.  All forms derived from the verb
>>"cagar" are inappropiate in our environment.
>>
>>3. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any
>>circumstances, will be referred to as "el hijo de la gran puta", or "el
>>cabrón" or "el come mierda".
>>
>>4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de
>>huevos" or "mariconería" nor will persons who lack initiative be
>>referred to as "capullo", or "acojonado".
>>
>>5. Unusual or creative prime's and subco's ideas not be referred to
>>as "pajas mentales".
>>
>>6. Do not say "como jode" is a person is persistent, or "esta
>>jodido" if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
>>Furthermore, you must not say "que jodienda" when matters became
>>complicated.
>>
>>7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "vete a
>>la mierda", nor should you ever substitute "may I help you?" for "¿qué
>>coño quieres?".  When things get tough, an acceptable expression such as
>>"we are going through a difficult time" should be used, rather than
>>"esto esta jodido".  Additionally if you make a mistake, just say so and
>>do not say "la cagué".
>>
>>8. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as "subida de
>>mierda".
>>
>>9. Under no circunstances should you call our elderly industrial
>>partners "los viejos gilipollas".
>>
>>10. Last but not least, after reading this note please do not tell
>>me "voy a limpiarme el culo con ella" or "me suda la polla".  Just keep
>>it clean and dispose of it properly.
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