[escepticos] RV: Giggles (fwd)

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De: Tom Hocking <starman en email.unc.edu>
Para: Planetarian's Digest <dome-l en listserv.unc.edu>
Fecha: jueves 11 de junio de 1998 19:25
Asunto: Giggles (fwd)


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>From: Andy Rossow <arossow en remc12.k12.mi.us>
>Subject: Giggles
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>Bloopers from 5th & 6th grade student answers to science questions
>
>?       "When you breath, you inspire.  When you do not breath, you
>        expire."
>?       "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
>?       "To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a
>        test tube."
>?       "When you smell on odorless gas, it is probably carbon
>        monoxide."
>?       "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.  Oxygin is
>        pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and water."
>?       "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and
>        caterpillars."
>?       "The moon is a planet just like Earth, only it is even deader."
>?       "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and
>        makes them perspire."
>?       "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can
>        hold."
>?       "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like
>        umbrellas."
>?       "The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, borax, and
>        the abominable cavity.  The brainium contains the brain, the
>        borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity
>        contains the bowls, of which there are five a, e, i, o, and u."
>?       "The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."
>?       "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of
>        Indiana."
>?       "The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken
>        out and the outsides have been taken off.  The purpose of the
>        skeleton is something to hitch meat to."
>?       "A permanent set of teeth consist of eight canines, eight
>        cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
>?       "The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.  All water
>        tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the
>        moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.  I forget where the sun
>        joins in this fight."
>?       "A fossil is an extinct animal.  The older it is, the more
>        extinct it is."
>?       "Equator:  a managerie lion running around the Earth through
>        Africa."
>?       "Germinate:  to become a naturalized German."
>?       "Liter:  a nest of young puppies."
>?       "Magnet:  something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
>?       "Momentum:  what you give a person when they are going away."
>?       "Planet:  a body of Earth surrounded by sky."
>?       "Rhubarb:  a kind of celery gone bloodshot."
>?       "Vacuum:  a large, empty space where the pope lives."
>?       "Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
>        affirmative or negative."
>?       "To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."
>?       "For a nosebleed:  put the nose much lower then the body until
>        the heart stops."
>?       "For drowning:  climb on top of the person and move up and down
>        to make artificial perspiration."
>?       "For fainting:  rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her
>        arm above her hand instead.  Or put the head between the
>        knees of the nearest medical doctor."
>?       "For dog bite:  put the dog away for several days.  If he has
>        not recovered, then kill it."
>?       "For asphyxiation:  apply artificial respiration until the
>        patient is dead."
>?       "For head cold:  use an agonizer to spray the nose until it
>        drops in your throat."
>?       "To keep milk from turning sour:  keep it in the cow."
>
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