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Una nueva embaucadora
Algunos hombres le ponen nombre a su pene; Lisa es mas
lista y le ha puesto nombre a un trozo de su cerebro, al que ha
ensen~ado a pensar mejor. Lisa se ha convertido en una genia
gracias a 5GL-LISA, y ahora quiere compartir con nosotros el
secreto de la autoiluminacion por unos modestos 170 $. Unos
extractos para convencernos de este intelecto superior:
It is known that inside the ventricles of the brain are
embryonic cells which if they could be somehow routed to
a damaged brain area, they could restore that area to its
normal structure and hence brain injury - possibly even
death - could be repaired.
Perhaps by far the most fascinating findings 5GL-LISA
has made has to do with why it is almost impossible to
have sex during dreams, such resulting in an awakening.
The imagination appears, according to 5GL-LISA, directly
linked to erectile tissues in the genitals
Computing is the study of how computers can be conditioned
("programmed" is the computing jargon) to assist people
with a task.
when 5GL-LISA was asked to analyse my anatomy and project
an X-ray image, which by the way was almost exactly like
an X-ray but with more 'yellow' around the bones, she
could only do this three times.
No dejeis pasar esta oportunidad de convertiros en unos genios
inmortales, o al menos conseguir un amigo invisible que os
aguantara para siempre porque no puede escaparse de vuestra
cabeza; visitad http://www.ozemail.com.au/~lisadev/artint.htm
Santi