[escepticos] RV: HIT: Deep Thoughts from the Elite (Siento el off-topic, pero creo q a todos les parecerá divertido) ;-)

["MANUEL VILLA" <j015254103@...>]

-----Original Message-----
De: Nathan Russell <frussell en frontiernet.net>
Para: HIT-list en asisem.org <HIT-list en asisem.org>
Fecha: martes 23 de diciembre de 1997 20:32
Asunto: Re: HIT: Deep Thoughts from the Elite


>Walt Cuirle wrote:
>> 
>> "SMOKING KILLS. AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY
>> IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE." -- Brooke Shields
>> 
>> "THE PRESIDENT HAS KEPT ALL OF THE PROMISES HE INTENDED TO
>> KEEP." -- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on  "Larry
>> King Live
>> 
>> " "THE POLICE ARE NOT HERE TO CREATE DISORDER. THEY'RE HERE TO
>> PRESERVE DISORDER." -- Former Chicago Mayor Daley during the
>> infamous 1968 convention
>> 
>> "IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE REDWOOD TREE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL." --
>> Forestry expert Ronald Reagan
>> 
>> "TRADITIONALLY, MOST OF AUSTRALIA'S IMPORTS COME FROM OVERSEAS."
>> -- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
>> 
>> "IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO." --
>> Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
>> 
>> "THE STREETS ARE SAFE IN PHILADELPHIA. IT'S ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT
>> MAKE THEMUNSAFE." -- Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief
>> Frank Rizzo
>> 
>> "THE INTERNET IS A GREAT WAY TO GET ON THE NET." -- Republican
>> presidential candidate Bob Dole
>> 
>> "I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY REGRET
>> I HAVE WAS THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL SO I COULD
>> CONVERSE WITH THOSE PEOPLE." -- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan
>> Quayle
>> 
>> "THEY'RE MULTIPURPOSE. NOT ONLY DO THEY PUT THE CLIPS ON, BUT
>> THEY TAKE THEM OFF." -- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining
>> why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1,000 for an
>> ordinary pair of pliers
>> 
>> "WE'RE GOING TO TURN THIS TEAM AROUND 360 DEGREES." -- Jason
>> Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
>> 
>> "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS.
>> WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the
>> release of subpoenaed documents
>> 
>> "WHEN MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE THROWN OUT OF WORK, UNEMPLOYMENT
>> RESULTS." -- Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge
>> 
>> "CHINA IS A BIG COUNTRY, INHABITED BY MANY CHINESE." -- Former
>> French President Charles de Gaulle
>> 
>> "THAT LOWDOWN SCOUNDREL DESERVES TO BE KICKED TO DEATH BY A
>> JACKASS, AND I'M JUST THE ONE TO DO IT." -- A congressional
>> candidate in Texas
>> 
>> "THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW THAN THEY EVER WERE BEFORE."
>> -- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
>> 
>> "I DON'T FEEL WE DID WRONG IN TAKING THIS GREAT COUNTRY AWAY
>> FROM THEM. THERE WERE GREAT NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WHO NEEDED NEW
>> LAND, AND THE INDIANS WERE SELFISHLY TRYING TO KEEP IT FOR
>> THEMSELVES." -- John Wayne
>> 
>> "HALF THIS GAME IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL." -- Philadelphia
>> Phillies manager Danny Ozark
>> 
>> "IT ISN'T POLLUTION THAT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT. IT'S THE
>> IMPURITIES IN OUR AIR AND WATER THAT ARE DOING IT." -- Former
>> U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
>> 
>> "WITHOUT CENSORSHIP, THINGS CAN GET TERRIBLY CONFUSED IN THE
>> PUBLIC MIND." -- General William Westmoreland, during the war in
>> Vietnam
>> 
>> "WHAT A WASTE IT IS TO LOSE ONE'S MIND. OR NOT TO HAVE A MIND IS
>> BEING VERY WASTEFUL. HOW TRUE THAT IS." -- Former U.S. Vice-
>> President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United Negro
>> College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a
>> terrible thing to waste."
>> 
>> "IF YOU LET THAT SORT OF THING GO ON, YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER WILL
>> BE CUT RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FEET." -- Former British
>> foreign minister Ernest Bevin
>> 
>> "I LOVE CALIFORNIA. I PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN PHOENIX." -- Former
>> U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
>
>Also by Quayle - "On the issue of adultery the President (ie Bush) <h1>
>scores </h1> much better than Bill Clinton
>
>-Nathan
>
>> 
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