[escepticos] Biblical ways of getting a wife

[Pablo Caceres <chx1pc@...>]

  hola a tod en as
   Para los escepticos que no creen que la biblia sirva para algo!,  aqui
les mando unos tips de sabiduria que solo pueden ser explicados por
inspiracion divina a aquellos corraleros que aun esten solteros y esperando
por una ansiada media naranja.:


>Traditional Family Values:
>The Top 14 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
>
>1.  Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home,
>  shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new
>  clothes. Then she's yours. -  (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
>
>  2.  Find a prostitute and marry her. -  (Hosea 1:1-3)
>
>  3.  Find a man with seven daughters, and impress
>  him by watering his flock.- Moses (Ex 2:16-21)
>
>  4.  Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman
>  as part of the deal.  Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
>
>  5.  Go to a party and hide. When the women come
>  out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your
>  wife. -   Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
>
>  6.  Have God create a wife for you while you sleep.
>  Note: this will cost you.- Adam (Gen 2:19-24)
>
>  7.  Agree to work seven years in exchange for a
>  woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into
>  marrying the wrong woman.  Then work another
>  seven years for the woman you wanted to marry
>  in the first place.  That's right. Fourteen years of
>  toil for a wife. - Jacob  (Genesis 29:15-30)
>
>  8.  Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's
>  enemies and get his daughter for a wife - David
>  (I Samuel 18:27)
>
>  9.  Even if no one is out there, just wander around
>  a bit and you'll definitely find someone.  (It's all
>  relative, of course.) -  Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)
>
>  10.  Become the emperor of a huge nation and
>  hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)
>
>  11.  When you see someone you like, go home
>  and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman;
>  now get her for me."  If your parents question your
>  decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the
>  one for me." -   Samson (Judges 14:1-)
>
>  12.  Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare
>  to lose four sons, though). - David (2 Samuel 11)
>
>  13.  Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow.
>  (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) - Onana and
>  Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)
>
>  14.  Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with
>  quantity. - Solomon  (1 Kings 11:1-3
>
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  saludos cordiales, Pablo.