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[escepticos] ** Sixteen Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn



    No sé si ya envié esto. Atentos a los puntos 7 y 10, que podrían servir
para cualquier para cualquier compendio de frases escépticas.

    Saludos

    Mario

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>
> Subject: 16 things...
>
>  Sixteen Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
>
>  by Dave Barry
>
>  1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear
> and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>
>  2. You should never say anything to a woman that even
> remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can
> see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
>
>  3. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
>
>  4. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless
> of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background,
> is that, deep down, inside, we ALL believe that we are above
> average drivers.
>
>  5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other
> people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is
> age 11.
>
>  6. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
> illness."
>
>  7. People who want to share their religious views with you
> almost never want you to share yours with them.
>
>  8. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
> human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
> potential, that word would be "meetings."
>
>  9. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests
> is to annoy people who are not in them.
>
>  10. If there really is a God who created the entire UniVerse
> with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to
> humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable
> TV with a bad hairstyle.
>
> 11. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>
> 12. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is
> not a nice person.
>
> 13. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take
> it too seriously.
>
> 14. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always
> one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take
> command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
>
> 15. Your friends love you anyway.
>
> 16. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>
>
>
>
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