Heaven's Gate y el millon de Seguro contra Abduccion

["Jaime Wilson" <jwilson@...>]

GET A GRIP: In the wake of the Heaven's Gate cult's mass
suicide, London's Goodfellow Rebecca Ingrams Pearson insurance
brokerage has decided to stop issuing or renewing coverage
against "abduction, impregnation or attack by aliens". The
cult was one of about 4,000 policyholders worldwide. GRIP
will, however, continue to offer other unusual insurance
policies. "We insure virgins against immaculate conception,
prostitutes against loss of earnings from headache and
backache, conversion to a werewolf or vampire, death or
serious injury through paranormal activity, and unfaithful
husbands against Bobbitting," a spokesman said. But even if
the Heaven's Gate followers made it to the supposed alien
spaceship they were aiming for, their $1 million-per-member
insurance policy will not pay, the spokesman says. "They would
have to prove that they were abducted." (AP) ...Back to
kindergarten Rule #1: never take rides from strangers.