RE: [escepticos] RV: ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, INC.

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-----Mensaje original-----
De: Planetario <planetario en cin.es>
Para: Lista Escepticos <escepticos en CCDIS.dis.ulpgc.es>
Fecha: Lunes 14 de Diciembre de 1998 08:29 AM
Asunto: [escepticos] RV: ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, INC.


>Aco Jonante (en dos palabras):
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>Asunto: ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, INC.
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>For a good laugh, check out http://www.alienabductions.com/
>
>Here is the title page from the Web page. It's a hoot. (I'm assuming, of
>course, that it really is a put on.)
>
>Michael Shermer
>Publisher
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>ALIEN ABDUCTIONS INCORPORATED
>
>Thousands of individuals are abducted by extraterrestrial beings each
>year.
>
>Who do the aliens choose, and why haven't they chosen you?
>
>Each abduction provides the growing community of Ufologists and related
>researchers with more information, but we must nevertheless accept that
>the answers to our questions about alien abductions are still a long way
>off . . . if, indeed, our questions can ever be fully answered.
>
>The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the
>opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are
>selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully
>remember their experience--much less a guarantee that their abduction
>will be everything that they hoped it would be.
>
>So why wait? Why wonder if they're ever going to come for you? Why even
>invest the time, trouble, and expense involved in an actual abduction
>when the highly trained and professional staff at Alien Abductions
>Incorporated can provide you with personalized, realistic memories of
>the alien abduction that you have been waiting for your entire life?
>
>When you choose an AAI Abduction Experience our doctors, hypnotists, and
>memory implant technicians work with you in pre-abduction orientation
>sessions to customize one of our hundreds of stock abductions to suit
>your personal taste. You can even pick one of our fetishist's
>specials--interspecies breeding, medical experimentation--it's all up to
>you. Whether you select a solo abduction or one of our special Group
>Abduction packages (great for corporate retreats, school groups, and
>theme parties), AAI gives you the best abduction for the lowest price.
>
>Once your Abduction Experience has been implanted, we offer a wide range
>of add-on options, from the 24/7 Surveillance Special (to give you that
>added edge of real-life paranoia) to our exclusive Evidence Kit, which
>contains items specially selected to heighten your Experience. We even
>offer a low cost course of deprogramming, medication, and therapy that
>is available to any of our customers who may choose to discontinue their
>Experience.
>
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>WHETHER YOUR INTEREST IS CULTURAL, SCIENTIFIC, OR SENSUAL
>Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with memories of an
>experience guaranteed to be unlike any other available on this planet!
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