Re: [escepticos] Estoy salvado

[Julio Arrieta <julius_es@...>]

--- "C. Mario del Río" <cdelrioc en cantv.net> escribió:
>     No he podido entrar en lo de la clonación de
> Cristo, aunque encontré
> esta otra:
> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/
 
¡Es beunísima! Su proyecto para que todos podamos
disponer en casa de nuestro propio Jesús clonado es
genial:

Thanks to advances in science we can take
DNA samples from the shroud and use them
to clone the second coming ! This is fantastic ,
but to stop here would be blasphemy .
Friends , we should clone a Jesus for anyone
who wants one . Why , any woman that
wanted to could immaculately conceive Jesus .
No more communicating with God through
your pastor or priest . If you have a question
for God you could just call home and ask him.
Just imagine a world with a Jesus in every
household . Sounds like heaven to me .
I urge you to tell your friends and neighbors
about Jesus . No need to be greedy , they
can have one too . Praise Jesus , the lamb
of God . Amen .

> navegando por internet me
> encontré con una página creada
> y
> mantenida por el propio Jesucristo
> (http://members.aol.com/jesus316/index.htm), y con
> un par de clicks he
> conseguido mi salvación eterna, con diploma y todo.

Gracias por conseguirnos la Salvación, ahora duermo
mucho más tranquilo con mi propio diploma. Es una pena
que la página no esté actualizada porque los correos
son delirantes:

?let's not forget that God is the author of laughter
and that the first miracle Jesus performed was turning
water into wine so that a party wouldn't end
prematurely.?

Amen,
Ju.




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