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[escepticos] **chiste en ingles... es que me ha hecho mucha gracia

Pues eso...

> A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married
> within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about
> how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to
> send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
> marital sex felt.
> The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
> The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but
> then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good
> till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
> The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
> wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew
> to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
> Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size. She was again
> slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
> The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited
> for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
> after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
> handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her
> latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing
> the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three
> times a day, seven days a week, both ways."