[escepticos] RV: Why did the chicken cross the road?

["Pedro J. Hernández" <pjhdez@...>]

| >WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
| >
| >PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
| >
| >JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
| >people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going
to
| >the "other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my
| >friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
| >become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
| >abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
| >phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross
the
| >road. It's as plain and simple as that.
| >
| >DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
| >Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've never knowed!
| >
| >ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain.
| >
| >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be
free
| >to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
| >
| >GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone
| >told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for
us.
| >
| >ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
| >
| >KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability.
| >
| >SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
| >justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
| >
| >RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
| >
| >CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
| >
| >FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
| >chickens have to cross before you believe it?
| >
| >FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
| >road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
| >
| >BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
| >roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
| >checkbook, and, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
| >
| >EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
| >beneath the chicken?
| >
| >BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
| >by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
| >
| >
| >
| >LOUIS FARRAKHAN The Road, you will see, represents the black man. The
| >chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
| >
| >THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
| >chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
| >and there was much rejoicing.
| >
| >COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?
|