Re: Virus

[Carlos Ramoff <cramoff@...>]

At 12:23 14/02/1997 +0000, you wrote:
>!!!Alarma!!! ;-)
>
>Yo recibi el siguiente:  (Considerese esta mi venganza por el 
>de las cabras ;-) )
>
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>READ THIS:
>
>PENPAL GREETINGS! will re-write your hard drive. Not only   
>that, but     it will scramble any disks that are
>even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
>refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream
>goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your
>credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television
>and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
>try to play.
>
>It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It    
>will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all    
>your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table    
>when there's company coming over. It will put a dead    
>kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and    
>hide your car keys when you are late for work.
>
>PENPAL GREETINGS! will make you fall in love with a         
>penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
>It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your
>eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your back and
>billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
>
>It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she
>is dead, such is the power of PENPAL GREETINGS, it reaches
>out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
>
>It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't
>find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous
>messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is
>insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to
>behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
>
>PENPAL GREETINGS will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will
>leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
>Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking
>on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with
>your new snowblower.
>
>             Listen to me. PENPAL GREETINGS does not exist.
>
>             It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am
>             sending this
>     message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell
>     your family. If anyone else sends me another E-mail about
>     this fake PENPAL GREETINGS Virus, I will turn hating them into a
>     religion. I will do things to them that would make a
>     horsehead in your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch.
>
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