[escepticos] RV: CCD II/20 March 1998

["Alfonso López Borgoñoz" <borgonoz@...>]

NINE REASONS WHY ASTEROID 1997 XF11 CHANGED ITS MIND 

From: Darryl Pitt <dpitt en interport.net> 

in the op-ed section of this past wednesday's new york times, jesse 
gordon enumerated--with illustrations of a comet zig-zagging every 
different way--the "9 reasons that asteroid 1997 xf11 changed its 
mind" as follows:

--human race will destroy the planet anyway
--dinosaurs were more fun to make extinct
--healthier to collide with a nonsmoking planet
--six points on asteroid driver's license
--worried about being subpoenaed by the independent counsel
--doesn't know...can't commit to anything lately...is considering 
  therapy
--felt humans had a negative attitude toward visit
--jury duty
--no desire to spend the rest of its days in the lobby of the museum of
  natural history