[escepticos] Re: SHERMER JOINS THE ILLUMINATI

["carlitos" <180807@...>]

Hola, hola.

Esto aparece en el último Skeptic Mag Online:
> SHERMER JOINS THE ILLUMINATI
>
> Since this is a slow skeptical news week, I thought I would post a confession
> of mine I made several years ago.
>
> Ever since we did an investigation of the Holocaust revisionists, I have
> received many letters, calls, faxes, and e-mails inquiring if I am Jewish, if
> Skeptic is run by Jews, and if Skeptic is funded by Jewish organizations. Some
> have wondered if my name--Shermer--is Jewish, or if it is really Schermer
> (pronounced "Schoimer").
>
> I'm afraid the pressure is getting to me. I am no longer able to maintain the
> facade. I will now tell the world the truth through the world's communication
> system the Internet (which has been playing havoc with our control of
> information flow). The gig is up. You have found us out. Skeptic magazine is
> secretly controlled by the Jewish cabal known as the Zionist Organization
> Government, itself run by the Illuminati. (Notice the letters--KEPT--in
> SKEPTIC--we are indeed kept by the Illuminati. But there is more. Much more.)
> Now the truth can be told.
>
> There are 12 men (actually 11 men and 1 woman--even the Illuminati have
> instituted an equal opportunity employment program) scattered around the globe
> who run the world, control economies, start and end wars, and instigate
> revolutions. (We also invented the killer bee.) Our long-term goal is the
> complete take-over of the world for Jews. My real name is Schermer. Illuminati
> #1 made me drop the "c" in order to keep my cover (I'm the west-coast rep). We
> are primarily funded through secret monies confiscated from the German
> government through reparations, and we "debunked" the Holocaust revisionists
> to give them additional attention and pretended to prove that the Holocaust
> really happened, even though we know it did not. The Holocaust story was
> completely made up by #7 (I'm #11, a rather late-comer to the Illuminati, but
> at least I beat #12, the first woman). He thought it might be a good way to
> raise money and get world-sympathy for the Jews, as well as a clever
> distraction while we were busy taking things over. But I'm afraid we could not
> fool the revisionists. They are just too clever.
>
> If you want to stay in touch with what is really happening in the world you
> must subscribe to Skeptic. Here is the secret code: believe the exact opposite
> of what we claim to be true or false. That will tell you what you need to
> know. For example, the "Amazing" Randi is actually Director of the World
> Psychics Institute and since we use psychic power as one of our tools of
> control, we need to make the public think this is all nonsense. (Randi is
> actually Randinski, a Polish Jew who rose to the #4 Illuminati position when
> his close friend Uri Geller retired. Oh, all those lawsuits between them were
> part of the coverup.) And in our special issue of Skeptic on HIV and AIDS, in
> which we claim that HIV does cause AIDS despite what the HIV skeptics say, the
> truth is, AIDS was the invention of Illuminati #2, who had some medical
> training before rising to the #2 position in the world. He thought it would be
> a good way of eliminating a bunch of people we Jews don't like. It seems to be
> working out pretty well, wouldn't you say? This is why our operatives in
> Hollywood are all wearing those red ribbons. That is to get the U.S.
> government (which we actually control though we don't tell anyone there that
> we do) to continue to waste millions of dollars trying to find a cure, which
> they won't because only #2 has the cure. He keeps it in his top left drawer of
> his filing cabinet in his home office, but don't tell anyone because no one is
> suppose to know but me.
>
> Anyone out there in cyberspace reading this I have some information that leads
> me to believe that Illuminati #5 has AIDS (we are so secretive that he did not
> know that #2 invented the disease). That would mean I move up to #10, and I
> could recommend someone for the new #12 spot (you'll be behind a woman but
> what the heck, you'll be in the top 12). The problem is now that I've spilled
> the beans everyone will want in and then the game is up, so here is what you
> should do if you want to keep this great thing going. Pass this message from
> me all over the planet. It sounds so ridiculous that no one will believe it
> and almost everyone will realize how idiotic it is to believe in such
> conspiracies, and our cover will maintained. Then, contact me about submitting
> an application for the #12 spot (I'm the chair of the selection committee--a
> real boring job having to read all those applications, but it traditionally
> falls on the #11 spot to do so). Depending on how long it takes #5 to go, you
> could be in the club in a manner of a year or two.
>
> Meanwhile, next time you read Skeptic magazine, REMEMBER: believe the exact
> opposite, especially whenever we cover conspiracy theories. We say they are a
> bunch of bunk, so you know what that really means! Then, once we have made our
> choice, you will be contacted secretly when #5 goes. It won't be by phone,
> fax, or e-mail because these can be tapped. A man in a black suit will come to
> your door in the middle of summer and ask for a glass of hot water. This will
> seem strange, but this is your clue that he is one of us. At that point you
> will be given your secret code book, taught the handshake, and everything else
> you need to know to control the world. Oh, by the way, no one but me knows
> this, but #12, our newest member, controls who wins the National Basketball
> Association championship every year. If you want a hot tip, put down
> everything you own on the Los Angeles Lakers to take it all. I know it seems
> like a longshot now, but just watch things unfold. Have you noticed how the
> other NBA teams don't seem to be playing very well right now? This is no
> accident. Remember, we are the Illuminati.
>
> In the light,
>
> Michael Schoirmer
> Illuminati #11 (soon to be #10!)
> ---
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¿Tendrá nuestro Illuminati algo que ver con todo esto? ¿Podré conseguir que
me recomiende para la próxima vacante?

Saludos, Carlos Ungil