[escepticos] **gospel

["Ernesto" <u199873203@...>]

Mando esto a la lista por si os hace gracia. No sé si lo entiendo bien, pero
me parece que es una especie de "gospel escéptico" ;-)
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IT AIN´T NECESSARILY SO
(Porgy And Bess, 1935)

It aint´t necessarily so,
It ain´t necessarily so --
De t'ings day yo´li´ble
To read in de Bible --
It ain't necessarily so.

Li'l David was small, but -- oh my!
Li'l David was small, but -- oh my!
He fought Big Goliath
Who lay down and dieth --
Li'l David was small, but -- oh my!

Wadoo! Zim bam boddle-oo, zim bam boddle-oo!
Hoodle ah da wah da! Hoodle ah da wah da!
Scatty wah! Yeah!

Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale,
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale --
Fo´he made his home in
Dat fish's abdomen --
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale.

Li'l Moses was found in a stream,
Li'l Moses was found in a stream --
He floated on water
Till Ole Pharaoh's daughter
She fished him, she says, from dat stream.
Wadoo! Zim &c.
It ain't necessarily so,
It ain't necessarily so.
Dey tell all tyou chillun
De debble's a villun
But 'tain't necessarily so.

To get into hebben
Don't snap fo' a seben --
Live clean! Don't have no fault!
Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's poss'ple --
But wid a grain of salt!

Methus'lah live nine hundred years,
Methus'lah live nine hundred years --
But who calls dat livin'
When no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years?

I'm preachin' dis sermon to show
It ain't nessa, ain't nessa,
Ain't nessa, ain't nessa,
Ain't necessarily so!

(Encore Limerick)
'Way back in 5,000 B.C.
Ole Adam an' Eve had to flee.
Sure, dey did dat deed in
De Garden of Eden --
But why chasterize you an´me?


Ernesto J. C.
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